A woman has her boyfriend meet her parents.
The father of the woman and the boyfriend then have a discussion at a Catholic Bible Study:
Father: “What do you do for a living?”
Boyfriend: “I am a Biblical Scholar.”
Father: “A Biblical scholar, huh? How will you provide for my daughter?”
Boyfriend: “God will provide for us.”
Father: “How will you afford the shiny, diamond ring my daughter deserves?”
Boyfriend: “God will provide for us.”
Father: “How will you provide a nice, safe home for my daughter and future grandchildren?”
Boyfriend: “God will provide for us.”
Later that night, the mother asks the father, “How was your time with our future son-in-law?”
The father responds: “He has no plans, doesn’t have a job, and he thinks I’m God.”
