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Thứ Sáu, 23 tháng 2, 2018
A guy with a gun enters a bar.
"Who the fuck had sex with my wife?" He snarled.
A voice was heard in the background, "You don't have enough bullets mate!"...
A villager had a small penis and hated it...
One day, he decided he's had enough of his pitiful manhood and goes to see the village elder.
The elder referred him to a shaman living in the center of a village, so he went to see the shaman. When he got there, he told the shaman about his small penis.
The shaman nodded his head, and pulled out a box. In the box was a small bottle with a green liquid inside. "Will that increase my penis size?" the villager asked.
"All you must do is take drop of medicine before sex, and say 1, 2, 3. Then your penis triple in size, and you can have sex as long...
A woman marries a man and has 10 children. The man dies, so the woman remarries and has 10 more children. The next man dies, so the woman remarries again and has ten more children. That man dies, so the woman remarries and has 10 more children...
The husband dies again and finally the woman dies as well.
At the funeral, the priest mutters, "Thank God! They’re finally together!"
A man at the funeral asks another man on his left, “Which husband do you think he means? The first, second, or third?”
The man on his left says, “I think he means her legs.”...
A woman is sitting beside a businessman on an airplane...
The businessman is quite bored, so he tries to get the woman to play a game with him. "Let's play a game. We take turns asking questions. If I can't answer one of yours, I'll pay you 5 bucks, but if you can't answer one of mine, then you'll give me 5 bucks."
The woman ignores him and tries to sleep.
"Okay, how about if I lose I give you 100 dollars, and you only give me 5."
Again, the woman declines.
"Okay, okay, how about I give you 1000 dollars if I lose?"
The woman, finally had enough, agrees. The businessman goes first."What's the circumference...
Two Texas farmers, Jim and Joe, are at a bar...
Jim says, “You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow, I think I'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes."
The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"Yeah."
"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I presume you have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not...
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