Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Chủ Nhật, 25 tháng 2, 2018

“You da bomb!”

“No, you da bomb!” In America – a compliment. In the Middle East – an argument....

Thứ Bảy, 24 tháng 2, 2018

What do you call a bee that comes from America?

a USB!...

What's a lesbians favorite language?

Gaelic...

A redneck is on his honeymoon about to make love, when his wife says...

"Wait, honey, there's somethin' I need you to know. I'm a virgirn" "WHAT THE FUCK?" The man shouts, and he punches her in the face, knocks her out. He wraps her in the bedsheets, drags her down the stairs and out the door, throws her into the back of his pickup truck, and drives on over to her daddy's house, where he dumps her in the yard. Then the man drives to his daddy's house and goes inside. The dad sees his son, and says "What the hell you doin' here, boy? Ain't you supposed to be with your new bride?" "Well, pa," the son says, "I was, but...

What did one tampon say to the other?

Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches....

In truth, the earth used to be flat...

Until they buried yo' mama....

Teachers on Guns in Classrooms - What Teachers Think About President Trump's Idea to Arm Them

Teachers on Guns in Classrooms - What Teachers Think About President Trump's Idea to Arm Them President Trump thinks arming educators will make students safer. We asked teachers if they agree. February 24, 2018 at 05:38AM via Digg http://ift.tt/2onuT...