An Australian, an Irishman an Englishman and one other man was sitting in a bar.
They stared and stared, and looked again and realised it was Jesus himself, sitting alone at a table.
The Irishman calls out, "Hey! You!!! Are you Jesus?"
The man looks over at him, smiles and says "yes I am"
The Irishman says to the bartender give Jesus over there a pint of Guinness from me."
The bartender pours Jesus a Guinness and takes it over to him
Jesus looks over, raises his glass, smiles and drinks.
The Englishman then says, "How d you do Sir and would you be Jesus?"
Jesus smiles and says, "Yes, I am Jesus."
The Englishman beckons the bartender and tells him to send over a Pint of Newcastle Brown Ale for Jesus.
This the bartender does, Jesus accepts the drink and smiles.
Then the Australian calls out, "Oi, you! g'day are you Jesus, or what?"
Jesus nods and says, "Yes, I am Jesus."
The Australian is mighty impressed and has the bartender send over a VB for Jesus, this he accepts with pleasure.
Later Jesus approaches the three men. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman andshakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of Oh my God, the arthritis is gone," he says. "The arthritis I've had for years is gone. It's a miracle!"
Jesus then shakes the hand of the Englishman, thanking him for the Newcastle Brown Ale. The Englishman's eyes widen in shock. By Jove", he exclaims, "The blood pressure I've had for years is gone. It's a Miracle!"
Jesus then approaches the Australian, who has a terrified look on his face.
The Aussie whispers."Piss off mate, I'm on Workers Comp!"
