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Thứ Hai, 7 tháng 5, 2018

Penis modification technique

A couple was watching a documentary about an African tribe. They learned that when each male member of this tribe reaches a certain age , he has a string with a weight attached to it, tied around his penis. After a while, the weight stretches the penis until it’s 20 inches long.

Later that evening, as the man was getting out of the shower , his wife said ,”let’s try the African string and weight technique hon”

The husband agreed and they tied a string with a weight to his penis.

A few days later, the wife asked , “How is our little experiment coming along?”.

The husband replied, “Well,it looks like we’re about halfway there”

The wife was impressed, and said : “You mean it’s already grown to 10 inches?”

“No”, the husband replied...”its turning black”.

Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.

Einstein was wrong

My girlfriend makes something out of nothing all the time

Father: “Son, you were adopted.”

Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”

Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”

What do you get when you cross a dog and an antenna?

A Golden Receiver.

Chủ Nhật, 6 tháng 5, 2018

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:

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During his routine medical check, the long suffering patient asked the doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life?"

"I doubt it", said the doctor, "Mercury is in Uranus right now."

The patient said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."

“Neither do I", replied the doctor, "My thermometer just broke in your ass."