Feefiphobia
Thứ Ba, 22 tháng 5, 2018
Thứ Hai, 21 tháng 5, 2018
A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this…
‘Looking for man with these qualifications; won’t beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.’ The next day her door bell rings, looking down on her doorstep was a man with no arms and legs. He says “Hi, I’m Bob. I have no arms so I won’t beat you up and no legs so I won’t run away.” She says, “What makes you think you are so great in bed?”
He smiles and says “how do you think I rang your fucking door bell?”
So the Pope is very early for his flight.
He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while because they have time to kill and he hasn't driven a car since becoming the pope.
Naturally, he's a bit rusty, so he's driving poorly, when suddenly he sees police lights behind him. He pulls over and when the officer comes up to the window his eyes go wide. He says to the pope "Hold on for a minute," and goes back to his car to radio the chief.
Cop: "Chief we have a situation. I've pulled over an important figure."
Chief: "How important? A governor or something?"
Cop: "No sir. He's bigger."
Chief: "So, what? a celebrity or something?"
Cop: "More important, sir."
Chief: "A major politician?"
Cop: "No sir, he's much more important."
Chief: "WELL WHO IS IT!?"
Cop: "Well actually I'm not sure. But the pope's his driver."
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