Thứ Hai, 21 tháng 5, 2018

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this…

‘Looking for man with these qualifications; won’t beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.’ The next day her door bell rings, looking down on her doorstep was a man with no arms and legs. He says “Hi, I’m Bob. I have no arms so I won’t beat you up and no legs so I won’t run away.” She says, “What makes you think you are so great in bed?”

He smiles and says “how do you think I rang your fucking door bell?”

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