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Thứ Sáu, 6 tháng 7, 2018

A priest goes to the barbershop and asks how much a trim would cost.

The barber answers, "oh, you're a holy man, I can't charge anything." He gives the priest a trim, the priest thanks him, and leaves. The next day, the barber finds some gold coins on his doorstep.

After a few weeks, an imam comes to the shop. He asks the barber how much it would cost for a beard trim and waxing. The barber answers, "you're a holy man, I simply could not ask you to pay anything." The imam thanks him for the service and leaves. The next day, the barber finds some gold coins on his doorstep.

A few weeks pass and a rabbi comes to the store and asks how much a haircut would be. The barber tells him, "I could not charge you anything as you are a holy man." The rabbi thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the barber finds 12 rabbis in a line on his doorstep.

What do you call a pizza place run by epileptic midgets?

Little seizures.

A blonde got fed up with all the Blonde jokes......

So she cut her hair short and dyed it black. Bought a snazzy convertible and went driving through the countryside. On a back country road, she drove up to a large flock of sheep that were slowly crossing the road. As she sat there watching the flock she saw the farmer standing there. She said “Hey I’ll bet you, if I can guess how many sheep you have in this flock, how about you give me one? “Ok” he said, “give it a try.” She stood in the seat and surveyed the flock and said “You have 347 sheep!” The farmer was amazed as he had exactly 347 sheep. He told her to pick her one out, and picked a really cute one. As she was putting it into her car. The farmer said “Wait a minute, how about if I can guess what color your hair really is you give me my dog back?”

My friend told me that I didn’t understand how to use irony.

It was really ironic, since we were at the bus stop at the time.

This Helicopter Video Of Illegal Fireworks Going Off All Across Los Angeles Is Incredible


This Helicopter Video Of Illegal Fireworks Going Off All Across Los Angeles Is Incredible
Angelenos were quick to disregard the city's fireworks laws, and we're not complaining, because this is spectacular.

July 5, 2018 at 09:12PM
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If California splits into 3 states, we just need to make Puerto Rico a state.

We’d have a prime number of states and finally be “one nation, indivisible”

A good workman doesn't blame his fools

*tools.

Stupid keyboard.