Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Hai, 9 tháng 7, 2018

What do you call a spider with 20 eyes?

Spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiider...

I called in sick this morning on account of diarrhea.

My boss told me to get my shit together....

A man has been getting chronic headaches...

...and after seeing specialist after specialist, one finally determines that the cause comes from his testicles being compressed. Unfortunately, the specialist tells him that the only solution at this time is to remove his testicles, or else he'll just continue having horrible headaches. The man ponders this devestatingly difficult decision, but ultimately decides that, while it may be a steep price to pay, removing his testicles would be worth it in order to stop these headaches. After the procedure, the man, much to his relief, finally stops...

Dark humor is like cancer.

It's even funnier when children get it....

The wisest men in the village could not figure out where the sun went at night.

So they stayed up all night discussing it. And then it dawned on them.       (I'll see myself out.)...

This NYPD Officer Reported Sexual Harassment. Then She Was Forced Into Rehab

This NYPD Officer Reported Sexual Harassment. Then She Was Forced Into Rehab "I wanted the world to know what was going on inside the police department." July 9, 2018 at 06:36PM via Digg https://ift.tt/2NCc8...

He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face,...

...as his wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again, back and forth, back and forth...in and out...in and out. It was going on 20 minutes at this point... Her heart was pounding...her face was flushed...then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder. Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted: "OK, OK! I can't park the damn car! You do it, you smug bastard!"...