He died last week
surrounded by his family
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The Big Business Of Being Gwyneth Paltrow
The Big Business Of Being Gwyneth Paltrow
Inside the growth of Goop — the most controversial brand in the wellness industry.
July 25, 2018 at 08:11PM
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A man tells a Rabbi: "I have a strong desire to live to eternity"
"Get married," replies the Rabbi.
"Is that simple? Would that allow me to live forever?"
"Not really, but the desire will disappear."
A mob drags a man into a police station for running over 13 people, while shouting "Murderer!" "Killer"
A mob drags a man into a police station for running over 13 people, while shouting "Murderer!" "Killer " The policeman disperses the crowd and begins to interrogate the suspect.
The policeman :" Tell me what happened. "
The suspect :" Sir I was driving home within the speed limit when my brakes failed. I had no choice but to crash the car into a group of 12 people or to swerve into a single person. Am I a monster for deciding to swerve into the single person? "
Policeman :" No, that sounds like a difficult yet reasonable decision. But tell me how did you end up killing 13 people? "
Suspect :" Well that selfish guy ran towards the other 12."
A guy sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of hot chili...
The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl".
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself".
He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about half way down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too".
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