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Thứ Năm, 25 tháng 10, 2018
A young woman is at her doctor's appointment when the doctor says, "Ma'am, I've got your results, and it appears that you are pregnant."
The woman appears shocked. "What!? You've got to be..." She pauses for a moment. "...Kid-in-me."
After a a few moments of her giggling turn into silence, the doctor replies "Did you seriously get pregnant just to say that joke?"
The woman says "It was totally birth it."...
What is the best Donald Trump joke you've heard?
Don’t know if this one is in here yet, but here goes:
Trump is visiting a class in an elementary school where they are talking about words and meanings. The teacher asks Trump if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word “tragedy”. (No, not the punch line yet)
So he asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers, “if my best friend who lives on a farm is playing in a field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that’d be a tragedy.”
“Not quite”, says Mr. Trump, “that would be an...
A man wakes and finds he is shrinking, getting smaller and smaller
He immediately panics gets dressed and runs out the door.
He try’s to get a cab but he’s getting smaller and smaller and he can’t flag one down.
So he takes off on foot and runs toward the hospital while getting smaller and smaller.
He makes it to the hospital and sees there is a long line but he is getting smaller and smaller so he runs past the line and up to the desk.
He jumps on the desk and yells “ You have to help me I’m getting smaller and smaller!”
The nurse puts a hands up and says “ Sir, excuse me but your going to have to be a little...
A Woman Is Out Golfing And Finds A Frog Trapped In The Woods
A woman was out golfing and hit the ball deep into the woods.
When she went to look for it she found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will...
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