He doesn’t want to be spotted
Thứ Tư, 21 tháng 11, 2018
Thứ Ba, 20 tháng 11, 2018
Two men with Alzheimer's at the beach
They're peckish and want some food.
The first man, Bob, says “Carl, do you want to buy us a couple of ice creams?”
Carl: Sure what do you want?
Bob: vanilla ice cream in a cone, a flake and chocolate sauce
Carl: Ok, I’ll be back now.
Carl walks off...
Bob: Now you will remember what I want?
Carl: Yes, vanilla ice cream in a cone, a flake and chocolate sauce.
Bob: Correct
Carl walks a little further...
Bob: Don’t forget now Carl
Carl: I won’t, vanilla ice cream in a cone, a flake and chocolate sauce
Carl is nearly at the ice cream van
Bob: Carl?!!! DON’T FORGET WHAT I WANT!!!! Carl: I WON’T, VANILLA ICE CREAM, CONE, FLAKE AND CHOCOLATE SAUCE...
A little while Carl walks back with 2 burgers.
Bob: Fucking hell Carl where’s my fries??!
Poor old man...
“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
Hunter...
Two hunters fly to Kenya, where they bag six gazelles. As the crew is loading the small plane to return, the pilot says the aircraft can take only four gazelles back.
“Last time, the pilot let us take all six, and he had the same plane as yours,” argues the first hunter.
Reluctantly, the pilot gives in and takes off. But the little plane is too heavy, and it goes down.
Climbing out of the wreckage, the second hunter turns to the other. “Any idea where we are?”
The first replies, “I’d say we’re pretty close to where we crashed last time.”
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