Then she did and my day was ruined.
Thứ Tư, 27 tháng 2, 2019
A naked woman accidentally fell off of her 22nd story balcony. On her way down...
a gentleman from the 18th floor sticks his head out and catches her hand. As he hangs on to her hand he yells “If you promise to blow me then I’ll save your life!”
“What is wrong with you?! Just fucking save me!!” She replies in disbelief.
The gentleman then proceeds to let her fall. On her way down yet another gentleman peeks his head out and catches her by the hand, this time from the 16th floor. “I’ll save your life if you promise to fuck me after.” He offers while holding on to her hand.
“Absolutely not! How could you say such a thing? Just save me! I need help and I don’t want to fall to my death you sick fuck!!” At this point she is pissed, but the gentleman let’s go of her hand and she continues to fall.
On her way down, a gentleman sticks his hand out and catches her, this time from the 7th floor. As he is pulling her inside of his window, she frantically exclaims “I’ll suck!! I’ll fuck!! I’ll do anything for you!!”
The gentleman pauses for a split second and mutters under his breath: “What a whore” and proceeds to drop her.
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