FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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Go to Blogger edit html and find these sentences.Now replace these sentences with your own descriptions.
The Englishman takes a look at the painting and says "They look so calm, they must be British!" The Frenchmen responds "no no! They're naked, so beautiful, they must be French!" The Russian says "They have no food, no shelter, nothing but an apple to eat, and they are being told this is paradise? ...They're clearly Russian!"
Sylvester Stallone says, "Guys, we should make a movie with the three of us, but I'm all out of ideas at the moment, I'm kind of bored with the standard action flicks."
Chuck says, "Guys, I'm bored of doing action movies too and I've got some ideas but you may not like them."
Sylvester says, "Let us hear it."
So Chuck continues, "All right, this may sound silly, but I was actually thinking about doing a movie on great classical composers."
That's when Arnold throws himself in the conversation and says, "That sounds like a great idea! Sylvester, you can be Mozart, and Chuck can be Beethoven!"
"And who will you be, Arnold?"
"I'll be Bach."
Susie said, “He was placed in a manger.”
Bobby said, “He threw money changers out of the temple.”
Little Johnny said, “He has a pick-up truck but doesn’t know how to drive it.”
Curious, the teacher asked, “And where did you find that?”
“From my daddy.” He replied. “Yesterday, we were driving down the highway, and this red pick-up truck pulled out in front of us and daddy yelled at him,
‘Jesus Christ, why don’t you learn how to drive!’ “
They were real nice, car started right up with no problems, and they even helped me get back to the interstate.
Boss says “Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!”
Man says “Ok I have a serious drinking opportunity.”