Fifteen minutes later my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.
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Angela Merkel, Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump are shot during a conference and die...
Up in the sky, they are greeted by Saint Peter who says: ‚You have died. As you are politicians, surely you have sinned. Therefore you must wade through the Swamp of Lies before you can go to Heaven and join Him in eternal happiness.‘
As in her former life, Merkel wants to tackle every challenge given and goes first. She notices the swamp barely reaches her ankles and thinks ‚Well, that‘s what you get for lying. At least, I did it for a better Europe.‘
Curious about how the others are doing, she looks behind her and sees Putin covered in mud up to his knees. Furiously, she shouts: ‚This is impossible! Your reign was a dictatorship, you influenced world politics and economics to your benefit and you’ve achieved all that only by telling lies. How is it possible you‘re only knee-deep in this swamp?‘
Calmly, Putin answers: ‚Hush! I‘m standing on top of Donald and he hasen‘t noticed yet.‘
A 15 year old boy turns 16 tomorrow.
He asks his mom for a brand new car so he can drive around, but his mon tells him that if he wants his own car, he'd have to work for it and get it himself.
The mom leaves for work the next morning, and when she comes back that night she sees all the street lights in her cul-de-sac covered in bed covers. She goes into her house and finds her son hauling what covers remain out the door.
"Jeffrey!" she exclaims, "What the hell do you think you're doing?!"
"You don't know?" the kid says, "Sheet posts are the best way to get the car, ma!!"
Tony Robbins Is The World's Most Famous Self-help Guru. This Is The Story He Doesn't Want You To Read
Tony Robbins Is The World's Most Famous Self-help Guru. This Is The Story He Doesn't Want You To Read
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