Son : "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"
Thứ Ba, 28 tháng 5, 2019
An 8 year old girl asks a question to her grandfather.
An eight-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard, and asked him: "Grandpa, what is couple sex?'' The grandfather was very surprised that she would ask such a question. But he decided that if she was old enough to know to ask the question, then she was old enough to get a straight answer. Feeling uncomfortable, he steeled himself and proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of sexual intercourse. When he finished, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open and her eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her: "Why did you ask this question, honey?'' "Well,'' the little girl replied," Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.''
'It Was Like A Zoo:' Death On An Unruly, Overcrowded Everest
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May 27, 2019 at 06:36PM
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A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too!"
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