It doesn’t matter if she has one
Thứ Bảy, 27 tháng 7, 2019
President Trump is sleeping one night
President Trump is sleeping one night when the ghost of George Washington appears at the foot of his bed. Trump asks him, 'Georgie, my boy, how can I be a better president?' George says, 'First, never tell a lie.' Trump doesn't like this answer and yells for security. George disappears and Trump goes back to sleep. He is woken up a short time later by the ghost of Franklin Roosevelt sitting at the foot of his bed. "Frankie, my boy, what can I do to be a better president?' FDR thinks a moment and says, 'You have to put the people first.' Once again Trump doesn't like this answer, yells for security, and FDR disappears. Trump is once again awakened by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln at the foot of his bed. "Abe, my boy, how can I be a better president?' Abe thinks for a moment and responds, 'Go to the theater more.'
The Secret History of Why Soda Companies Switched From Sugar to High-Fructose Corn Syrup
The Secret History of Why Soda Companies Switched From Sugar to High-Fructose Corn Syrup
Nixon, Reagan and a Midwestern Machiavelli all figure.
July 26, 2019 at 10:32PM
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