Until she checked the freezer.
Thứ Hai, 19 tháng 8, 2019
Chủ Nhật, 18 tháng 8, 2019
A man and his wife were travelling down to sunny California for their honeymoon.
The husband arranged to go to their hotel a day earlier to prepare, and upon arrival sent his wife a quick email. But unfortunately he misspelled the address, and it got sent to a grieving widow, who's pastor husband had died the day before.
When the widow checked her email, she let out a shriek and fell to the floor in a dead faint. Her children came running to see what the matter was, and saw this on the screen:
"Dearest wife,
Just checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. See you soon.
Your loving husband.
PS. Sure is hot down here!"
The baby without ears.
Little Johnny’s neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny’s family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnny’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby’s missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnny looked in the crib he said, “What a beautiful baby.” The mother said, “Why, thank you, Little Johnny. Johnny said, “He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?” “Yes”, the mother replied, “we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.” “That’s great”, said Little Johnny, ”Coz he’d be fucked if he needed glasses”
After the death of her husband, a woman puts a sign on her front porch...
The sign states that any man who: 1. Will treat her nicely, 2. Won't leave her, and 3. Who is good in bed can stay with her. A few days later, the doorbell rings and she opens it to find a man in a wheelchair with no arms and legs. He says, "I'm here regarding the sign on your front porch. As you can see, I have no arms, therefore I can't beat you, and I have no legs, therefore I can't run away from you." The woman, excited but skeptical of the man's words, asks "Yeah, but are you good in bed?" The man answers, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
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