Chủ Nhật, 18 tháng 8, 2019

After the death of her husband, a woman puts a sign on her front porch...

The sign states that any man who: 1. Will treat her nicely, 2. Won't leave her, and 3. Who is good in bed can stay with her. A few days later, the doorbell rings and she opens it to find a man in a wheelchair with no arms and legs. He says, "I'm here regarding the sign on your front porch. As you can see, I have no arms, therefore I can't beat you, and I have no legs, therefore I can't run away from you." The woman, excited but skeptical of the man's words, asks "Yeah, but are you good in bed?" The man answers, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

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