They both like to crack open a cold one
Thứ Bảy, 14 tháng 9, 2019
Magician: I can make anything disappear
Tom: holding cup do it to my tea!
Magician: waves hand done!
om: holding cup it didn’t work.
A man was walking home down a dark street at night. As he was walking, he heard this thumping....
He stopped and looked, and there was nothing there. It seemed to have stopped. He continued on. Then he heard more thumping, and he knew he wasn't crazy. He turned, and what he saw horrified him. A coffin was thumping after him! He ran. The coffin on his tail. He ran to his house. He closed and locked the door, and the coffin broke right through. He ran up the stairs. The coffin went up the stairs. He locked himself in the bathroom, and closed the door in a blind panic. The coffin hit the door. It hit the door, hit it, and hit it again. The guy grabbed the closest object he could to defend himself. He grabbed cough medicine. The coffin broke through the door. The man threw the cough medicine at the coffin, and the coffin stopped.
I was at the museum recently.
I asked a worker there if I was allowed to take pictures.
He said no, they had to stay on the walls.
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