That would be Hillaryous....
Thứ Sáu, 27 tháng 9, 2019
Human Life Explained
On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
And God saw it was good.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long...
A drunk guy walks into a bar...
He says: "Bartender, Pour everyone here a drink, pour one for yourself and give me the bill."
The bartender does just that and hands him the bill. The drunk goes: "Oh I don't have enough money"
The bartender slaps him a few times and tosses him out.
The next day the same guy walks into the bar, drunk again.
He says: Bartender, Pour everyone here a drink, pour one for yourself and give me the bill."
The bartender thinks that no-one would be stupid enough to pull that trick twice, so he gives the drunk the benefit of the doubt and pours everyone...
Thứ Năm, 26 tháng 9, 2019
Trump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in...
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