Adolfin
Thứ Hai, 14 tháng 10, 2019
Mom, I'm dating a man.
-Whom, sweetheart?
-Dante the mailman.
-Dante the mailman? But he could be your father!
-But mom, age is just a number.
-Sweetheart, I don't think you understood.
A Scottish man walks into a bar..
.. There's usually an Irishman & Englishman in this joke but they're still at the Rugby World Cup.
A comedian's fan offered him a joint
Not wanting to disappoint his fans, he accepted it. He almost finished the drive to his lodging when a police officer stopped his car.
The officer asked him, "Have you been drinking?" The comedian denied it.
The officer then asked, "Is that marijuana I smell?"
The comedian replied, "No, I ran over a skunk a few miles back."
The officer gave him a good look over and asked, "Why are your eyes red?"
The comedian sniffled and said, "It was a baby skunk."
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