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Thứ Sáu, 18 tháng 10, 2019

What has two butts and kills people ?

An assassin

Joker to Batman: "Hey Batman, wanna hear a joke?"

"Yeah sure."

Joker: "Ok, parental love".

Batman: "I don't get it.."

"exactly."

After trying many fruits and vegetables in my kids lunch, their favourite by far was sliced cucumber.

I don’t know if it was our source, or our fridge, but they only really stayed fresh for a few days. This meant that at least twice a week I was stopping at the corner grocery store to just grab a couple cucumbers.

After a couple months it became obvious that I kept buying them from the same clerk. The way he interacted with me also changed, giving me little smile’s and sometimes a wink.

All of a sudden it hit me, and I felt embarrassed by what he was probably thinking. The next time I went in I also grabbed a jar of Vaseline; hopefully I fixed this before he spread any rumours about me being a vegan.

I got a picture of myself in a locket for my 18th birthday.

I am now independent.

I tried to share a bag of chips with a homeless person on the street.

He told me to fuck off and buy my own.

Donald Trump just turned 73

which makes him the first President whose age surpassed his IQ.

What do you call a deaf gynecologist?

A lip reader.