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Thứ Tư, 30 tháng 10, 2019

A teacher asks the class, “What are some examples of flammable objects?” and the Jewish student raises his hand.

The teacher replies, “Very good! Any other examples?”

I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.

That priest is in prison now.

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They are efficient and not very funny

Thứ Ba, 29 tháng 10, 2019

I'm hosting a charity event for people who struggle to reach orgasm.

If you can't come, let me know.

If "womb" is pronounced "woom", "tomb" is pronounced "toom" then shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced

"BOOM"

I hope that blew your minds

A son and daughter walk up to their father.

Son: Dad which one of us do you love more? Father: My love for you is like communism. Daughter: So equally? Father: No, it collapsed 30 years ago.

There was an old man who lived by a forest.

As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting.

He said, “Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it’s completely gone now. My hair can’t be saved. But look outside at the forest. It’s such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they’ll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair.”

“What I want you to do,” the man continued, “is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family’s duty to keep this forest strong.”

So they did. Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them. And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.