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Thứ Tư, 8 tháng 1, 2020
A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.
He asks the lady, ‘Do you have a vagina?’
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman, ‘Do you have a vagina’?
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days.
The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice, ‘Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again’
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice, ‘Honey, I’m going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question, because I want to see where he is going with it’
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question. ‘Do you have a vagina’?
‘Yes’ she says.
The man replied, ‘That’s great! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours?’
A miller tells the king his daughter Edith can spin straw into gold.
So the king locks Edith in a room with straw and tells her she will die if she can not spin straw into gold. After awhile a small man appears to the crying miller’s daughter.
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: What saddens you young girl?
EDITH: My father’s big mouth has gotten me in quite the predicament, if I can not spin this straw into gold I shall be hanged tomorrow morning.
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: cackles I can help you, but at the cost of part of your name. I will spin the straw to gold, but if I do, I will take a letter from your name; unless, of course, you can guess mine.
Edith graciously accepts and watches as Rumpelstiltskin spins all the straw in the room into gold, saving her life. Finally, Rumpelstiltskin gives her one last chance to save her name by guessing his name.
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: So young girl, what is my name?
EDITH: Alas, I know not.
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: cackles Then your name is mine!
Edith accepts her punishment and is still grateful for the help.
EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
$10
So a guy walks into a brothel. He only has $10 in his wallet, but he's truly desperate, so he asks the madam what he can get for it.
She says "nothing. Try your luck in the streets or come back with some money."
He says "please, I'm so desperate. Isn't there anything you can do for me?"
Reluctantly, she says "well, we have a chicken. I suppose for $10 you can do what you can with that."
The guy's unsure, but he hands it over and goes for it. Surprisingly, the chicken feels pretty good. He gets off and goes home.
Next week, he goes back to the brothel with $10 and says "hey, can I see that chicken again?"
The madam says, "I'm sorry, sir, the chicken passed away. But we do have a show tonight. Admission is just ten dollars."
He agrees and squeezes into the auditorium. Two beautiful women are licking each other all over. He nudges the guy next to him and says "hey, this is pretty good!"
The other guy says "you should have been here last week. They had a guy fucking a chicken!"
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