$10

So a guy walks into a brothel. He only has $10 in his wallet, but he's truly desperate, so he asks the madam what he can get for it.

She says "nothing. Try your luck in the streets or come back with some money."

He says "please, I'm so desperate. Isn't there anything you can do for me?"

Reluctantly, she says "well, we have a chicken. I suppose for $10 you can do what you can with that."

The guy's unsure, but he hands it over and goes for it. Surprisingly, the chicken feels pretty good. He gets off and goes home.

Next week, he goes back to the brothel with $10 and says "hey, can I see that chicken again?"

The madam says, "I'm sorry, sir, the chicken passed away. But we do have a show tonight. Admission is just ten dollars."

He agrees and squeezes into the auditorium. Two beautiful women are licking each other all over. He nudges the guy next to him and says "hey, this is pretty good!"

The other guy says "you should have been here last week. They had a guy fucking a chicken!"