One gay man says to the other "Hey you want to join the mile high club right here?"
The other gay man replied "Here? We will get caught!"
The first man smiles and says "Relax everyone is asleep. Watch" he then stands up and says "Does anyone have a pencil?" To which he recieves no response. This is enough for the other gay man who stands up and gets behind the man at which point they have sex.
A few hours later a flight attendant walking down the down the aisle see an old man who has thrown up all over himself. She asks the man "Sir why didn't you ask for a vomit bag?"
To which the old man replied "Well the last guy asked for a pencil and he got fucked in the ass"
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