There the devil tells him that there are different hells. He goes around checking to find the least painful one.
First, he comes to the American hell. He asks the devil what is the punishment. The devil replies, "You have to lay on a bed of nails for 12 hours and then the American devil will whip you for another 12 hours."
Then he comes to the Russian hell. He asks the devil what is the punishment. The devil replies, "You have to lay on a bed of nails for 12 hours and then the Russian devil will whip you for another 12 hours."
He notices a long queue behind Chinese hell. He thought it would be easier and asks the devil what is the punishment. The devil replies, "You have to lay on a bed of nails for 12 hours and then the Chinese devil will whip you for another 12 hours."
He asks why there are so many people behind it. The devil says, "Well, the bed of nails is made in China and will break within 1 hour."
"And the devil?"
The devil replies,"He has been coughing lately."
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