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...and he’s only allowed to say two words every ten years
After the first decade, he goes to the father to say his two words
Monk: “bed hard”
Father: “okay, I’ll make some changes”
Another decade goes by and the monk sees the father
Monk: “food bad”
Father: “okay, I’ll made some changes”
After a third decade, the monk sees the father again
Monk: “I quit”
Father: “good, because all you’ve done is bitch since you got here”
A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated). He reaches for a cigarette, but the bartender stops him. "Sorry, buddy, but due to city ordinances we don't allow smoking in here. You'll have to step outside to smoke."
So the monocle hops off the bar stool and grabs his cigarettes to head outside. Meanwhile a second monocle emerges from the bathroom. They bump into each other as they cross paths and fall to the floor, hopelessly entangled. They try to get free but the more they struggle, the more tangled they become.
The bartender looks down on this travesty and shakes his head. "Hey you two!" he shouts. "Stop making spectacles of yourselves!"
They're both reasonably shocked, but are very supportive. They assure him that they still love him, and wish he'd told them sooner.
Everything seems to be going great, until the father poses a question to his son that makes the young man really think.
"How are you going to focus on college if you're spending all your time being a moderator on Reddit?"