Thứ Ba, 4 tháng 2, 2020

A monk joins a monastery...

...and he’s only allowed to say two words every ten years

After the first decade, he goes to the father to say his two words

Monk: “bed hard”

Father: “okay, I’ll make some changes”

Another decade goes by and the monk sees the father

Monk: “food bad”

Father: “okay, I’ll made some changes”

After a third decade, the monk sees the father again

Monk: “I quit”

Father: “good, because all you’ve done is bitch since you got here”

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