..but then the librarian told me to remove it...
Thứ Năm, 13 tháng 2, 2020
A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.
“We have two big needs,” said the village headman. “First, we have a hospital but no doctor.”
The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while and then said: “I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?”
“We have no cellphone reception at all in our village.”...
Parent Teacher conference
A boy tells his father, "Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you."
The father asks, "What happened?"
"Well she asks me, 'how much is 7 * 9?' I answer '63' , then she asks, 'and 9 * 7?' so I ask 'what's the fucking difference?'"
"Indeed, what is the difference?" asks the father. ''Sure, I'll go.''
The next day, the boy comes home from school and asks, "Dad, have you gone by the school?"
"Not yet," the dad replies.
The boy says, "Well when you do, come and see the gym teacher also."
"Why?" asks the father.
The boy answers, "Well we had a...
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