All Confederate Statues are scheduled for removal next week....
Thứ Sáu, 14 tháng 2, 2020
A man in a bar starts talking to a prostitute…
A man in a bar starts talking to a prostitute…
He says “how much for a hand job?” She says it’s $250. He says, “ $250 for a lousy hand job? That’s crazy!“
She says, “Honey, follow me “and takes him outside. “See that Ferrari? I bought that Ferrari just with money from hand jobs. I give the best in the world.”
So he figures he’ll try it, and what do you know, it’s great. It’s a week before he’s horny again.
So he goes back to the same bar and asked her about a blowjob. She says it’s $500. He thinks that’s too much. She says, “Honey, come out back....
Four surgeons are discussing about who they like to operate on.
The first one says “I like to operate on librarians. When you open them up, everything is sorted alphabetically”
The second one says “I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is numbered and organized”
The third one says “I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded”
The fourth one says “Guys come on, operating on politicians is the best and clearly the easiest”
The other three are looking at each other in disbelief. One of them asks why. So the surgeon says “They are heartless, gutless,...
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