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A young alter boy walks in on a priest masturbating, confused he asks the priest "what are you doing father?"
The priest replies "don't worry my son it's natural, you will be doing it soon"
"but why father?" the alter boy returns
The priest exclaims "because my arm is getting tired!"
It’s now three hours later, the police are annoyed and she still won’t say where she got them...
When the bouncer tries to stop him, the guy says "let me through, I'm fucking rich."
The bouncer, eager for a tip, lets him through. The guy proceeds right to the VIP section, past the ropes, and sits down at the best table.
The bouncer tries to stop him again, but the guy says "I can sit wherever I want, I'm fucking rich." Again, the bouncer decides to let the guy sit down, still hoping for a big tip.
The guy then walks behind the bar, grabs the most expensive top-shelf bottle, and takes it back to his table. The bouncer, realizing that the owner will fire him for letting a guest grab such an expensive bottle, stops the guy a third time and says "I don't care how wealthy you are, you can't have that bottle."
All the sudden a huge man, dwarfing the bouncer, taps him on the shoulder and tells the bouncer to let the guy keep the bottle.
Indignant at the bold statement, the bouncer replies "and who the hell are you?"
"Rich."
When I was about 9 years old, my father forced me to go with him to the funeral of a friend of his that I didn't know.
When we got there, I stayed in a corner waiting for the time to go. Then a man approached me and said: Enjoy life boy, be happy because time flyes, look at me now, I didn't enjoy it, he passed his hand over my head and left.
My father, before leaving, forced me to say goodbye to the dead person. When I looked in the coffin, I was startled that the man who was talking to me when I was in the corner was the same man in the Coffin.
For several years later, I was not able to sleep properly with repeated nightmare and psychological disorder, I was terrified of being alone, I visited many psychologist, I didn't turn off the light at night and several other turmoil that I had to endure throughout my adolescent ages.
Years later I discovered something incredible that changed my life.
That dead idiot had a twin brother.
The physicist announces "We must put the garbage can in the fridge so that the temperature will be below the ignition temperature and therefore put itself out!"
The chemist replies "No, we must cover the garbage can so that the fire consumes all of the oxygen and, in the absence of reactants, can no longer continue!"
Meanwhile, the two turn around to find that the statistician is running around the room setting everything else on fire. "What the hell are you doing??"
"Getting a proper sample size!"