FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
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Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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“So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog.
“I’ve led a very full life,” says the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.”
The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner, “Why on Earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?”
The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!”
While filling my car up i noticed a woman smoking while filling her car up, silly thing to do but I know better than to confront strangers about their stupidity.
I see 2 cops on the other side of the street, they can see her but they aren't doing anything about it... tax dollars in action I guess.
As I am going to pay I hear this screaming behind me, like "I am dying" type screaming. I look around and see that this womans arm is on fire! She is literally running around the station waving her arm in the air! The cops jump into action and put the fire out, then arrest and handcuff her!
I think this is a bit harsh and that the woman should be going to the hospital, not jail so I ask one cop why are they arresting her.
The cop replied, "For waving a firearm in public"
There was a man who was born on the fifth day of the fifth month of 1955, whose lucky number was five. On his birthday, he went to the racetrack and was astounded to see that in the fifth race (scheduled for five o'clock) a horse named Pentagram was running, with the odds of 55 to 1. Rushing off to the bank, the man was astonished to find he had $55,555,55 in his bank account. He withdrew the whole amount, dashed back to the races and bet all of it on Pentagram to win. Pentagram, obviously, came in fifth.
The brunette opens her lunchbox and sighs:"My husband is so kind, he prepares my lunch every day but... Again a tuna sandwich?"
The readhead opens hers and sighs too:"Crap, tuna sandwich for me too... Again!"
The blonde opens hers and goes:"Guess what? I got the same too..."
The next day, they have lunch together and again they eat tuna sandwiches. And the next day again, and again and again, till when the brunette girl can't take it anymore and says: "That's it! If I have to eat a tuna sandwich one more time I swear I throw myself out of the window!" The other two agree.
She opens the lunchbox, finds a tuna sandwich and jumps off to her death.
The readhead opens hers, finds a tuna sandwich and throws herself off.
The blonde opens hers, finds a tuna sandwich as well, and off she goes.
The next day, the three husbands are at the funeral of the three girls, shocked and desperate. The brunette's husband says: "She could have told me she was sick of tuna sandwiches... How could I have expected...".
The readhead's husband too goes: "I though she loved tuna...why, why couldn't she just asked for an other lunch?".
The blonde's husband is shocked. In disbelief he mumbles:" I just don't understand... She prepared her own meals!"