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Thứ Tư, 24 tháng 6, 2020

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So as a young marine gets on his ship he asks the captain what he is to do about his sexual urges. The captain takes him to the bottom of the ship into a room with blue lights. In the middle of the room there is a barrel with a hole in it. The captain looks at the young man and says “this barrel will give you the best sex you have ever had.” The young marine looks at him and says “there is no way for I have slept with a hundred women” the captain says “I’ll be back in 30 minutes to check back in on you” As the man does his due on the barrel he finishes before the captain comes back. As the captain walks in he goes “ damn that was the best sex I’ve ever had. I could do that every day” The captain looks at him and says “ you can do it as many times as you want, 6 days a week” The man replies “6 days a week? What day isn’t it used” The captain replied “ Thursday, that’s your day in the barrel”

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner.

They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don't live in a swing state.

I'm not passive aggressive

Unlike some people.

I had this crazy dream where I was virtually weightless

I was like 0mg

‌‌I finall‌‌y figure‌‌d ou‌‌t what’‌‌s wron‌‌g wit‌‌h my brain!

O‌‌n th‌‌e lef‌‌t side‌‌, ther‌‌e i‌‌s nothin‌‌g right.

O‌‌n th‌‌e righ‌‌t side‌‌, ther‌‌e i‌‌s nothin‌‌g left.

German joke translated, hope you get it: "Yesterday my wife ran off with my best friend..."

"Yesterday my wife ran off with my best friend..."

"With who?"

"Thomas."

"But since when is Thomas your best friend?"

"Since yesterday."

Thứ Ba, 23 tháng 6, 2020

Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes

One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough."

The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johhny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied.

The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself.