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So as a young marine gets on his ship he asks the captain what he is to do about his sexual urges. The captain takes him to the bottom of the ship into a room with blue lights. In the middle of the room there is a barrel with a hole in it. The captain looks at the young man and says “this barrel will give you the best sex you have ever had.” The young marine looks at him and says “there is no way for I have slept with a hundred women” the captain says “I’ll be back in 30 minutes to check back in on you” As the man does his due on the barrel he finishes before the captain comes back. As the captain walks in he goes “ damn that was the best sex I’ve ever had. I could do that every day” The captain looks at him and says “ you can do it as many times as you want, 6 days a week” The man replies “6 days a week? What day isn’t it used” The captain replied “ Thursday, that’s your day in the barrel”