Thứ Hai, 29 tháng 6, 2020

An American man gets married to a British woman

Before the big night, his father tells him: "Tonight I want you to carry your wife in your arms to show her that the US is a strong nation.

Then I want you to throw her on the bed to show her that the US is a proud nation

And finally I want you to take of your clothes to show her that the US is a beautiful nation."

After the big night the father asks his son: "So how was it ?"

Son: "Well, I carried her in my arms to show her that the US is a strong nation"

Father: "Good!"

Son: "Then I threw her on the bed to show her that the US is a proud nation"

Father: "Yeah!"

Son: "And then I took off my clothes to show her that the US is a beautiful nation"

Father: "Very Good! And then what did you do ?"

Son: "I jacked off in front of her"

Father: "What ? Why would you do that for ?"

Son: "To show her that the US is a free and independent nation!"

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