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Thứ Hai, 31 tháng 8, 2020

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger,

All three girls die at the same time and at the staircase to heaven the angel says "okay on every step is a joke and if you can go up all 1000 steps you will go to heaven but if you laugh you will go down to hell."

So the brunette says "sounds easy" but when she makes it's to the 100th step she laughs and gets sent to hell.

The ginger makes it to about step 300 and giggles so she also gets sent straight to hell.

Now the blonde gets all the way up to the 999th step and all of a sudden just burst out laughing so the angel goes up to her and asked "what? Why would you laugh you were so close to heaven?"

And so she says "I just got the joke from the first step!"

This is a joke my friend told me a long time ago so it's a little off but I thaught it would be good to post it here. Have a good day.

I was sitting in a bathroom stall "doing my business", when suddenly the guy in the neighbour stall...

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I was sitting in a bathroom stall "doing my business", when suddenly the guy in the neighbour stall started: "Hey man, how are you doing?".

A little confused I replied: "Ehm good, I guess."

To my surprise the guy continued with: "What ya doin'?"

Despite being even more confused I manage to mumble: "Oh. Ehm. I guess the same as you."

Without any hesitation in his voice he said: "Cool. Do you want me to come over and help you out?"

A bit scared, I replied as firmly as I could: "Hey man, I really appreciate the offer and all, but I am not into that kinda stuff and doing all fine here and......"

And before I could finish my sentence the guy said: "Hang on a minute John, there is this weird guy in the neighbour stall, who is replying to eveything I say."