You know what, nevermind. It’s fine.
Chủ Nhật, 13 tháng 9, 2020
Two guys at the airport each with black eyes
Notice each other. First Guy: Hey, how did you get that black eye?
Second Guy: Funny story, I meant to ask the woman at the counter for 2 tickets to Pittsburgh, but a slip of the tongue and I said 2 pickets to tittsburgh and she socked me one! How about you?
First Guy: Same thing, a slip of the tongue. I was having breakfast with my wife, and I meant to say pass the Cheerios, but I said you miserable cunt you make my life a living hell.
Two fisherman were talking: -I can't have sex with my wife
Why?
-Because She has gonorrhea.
So what, fuck Her in the ass.
-I can't because She has diarrhea.
Then ask Her to for a blowjob
-No, because She has phyrrea.
Goddamn dude, so why the hell did You marry Her?
-Because She has worms and You know I like fishing a lot.
Little Johnny comes home from school one day, and asks his father what f@%king is.
His father motions to follow him down the hallway, and he stops in front of the open master bedroom door. He points at the bed where Johnny's mother is lying naked on her stomach, and legs somewhat spread. He says "You see that little hole between your mothers legs, you just watch your old man. Johnny's dad proceeds to climb on top of his wife, who spreads her legs a bit more for him, and he begins fucking her. Johnny's little sister comes along, and is staring along with Johnny. She asks Johnny what their parents are doing, and he says "Don't you know anything, they're fucking." She then asks what fucking is. Johnny points at his fathers butt, and says "You see that little hole between dads legs, you just watch big brother."
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