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Thứ Năm, 17 tháng 9, 2020
A farmer drove to a neighbour’s farmhouse and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No, he went with Mom and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, "I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant!".
The boy thought for a moment, hen says, "You’ll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $50 for the bulls and $15 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."
An old Jewish man is lying on his deathbed with his wife Becky by his side. He looks to Becky and says "Many years ago Becky we were in Germany when the war began. Becky, you were by my side.
The Germans came and take us to their camps. Becky, you were by my side.
We leave Germany after the war and we come to London and we have very little money. Becky, you were by my side.
We buy the jewelers shop and we have some bad times, we were beaten and robbed. Becky, you were by my side.
We were there for many years but sadly we lose the shop. Becky, you were by my side.
We lose our house and Becky, you were still by my side.
We have many, many bad times and Becky, you are always there, right by my side.
And here I am. I have the cancer and I am dying and Becky, once again, you are by my side.
Becky, I think that you are a bloody jinx ".
A guy asks for a condom in a drugstore.
The clerk tells him –“I need to know how wide are you to give you the correct size”. He tells her he has no idea. So pharmacist hands him a wooden board with different diameter holes in it and tells him to go to bathroom and measure. He comes back 15 minutes letter and tells her – “The Hell with the condoms! How much for the board?”
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