Cop 2: Hate crime?
Cop 1: Of course I hate crime. That’s why I’m a cop....
Thứ Năm, 29 tháng 10, 2020
A cowboy walks into a bar and a man walks up to him and asks, "Are you a cowboy?"
The cowboy says to the man, "If you mean someone who ropes and wrangles cattle, wakes up when the rooster crows, and packs a six shooter, then yes I am a cowboy."
A few minutes later a woman approaches the cowboy and asks, "Are you a cowboy?" But before he can answer the woman says, "Well I am a lesbian. I love women, I am infatuated by how beautiful women are, and think about nothing but having sex with women. And that makes me a lesbian." Then the woman walks away.
Then a few minutes after that another person goes up to the cowboy and asks,...
I once went on a business trip to china, while there I ordered myself a prostitute. Half way though she was screaming in delight “meee how” meeee hooow” and I thought to myself “she’s loving this”
Just the next day out golfing with a few clients when I hit a ball from the edge of the green to roll on the hole perfectly, of course I couldn’t speak mandarin so I screamed the only happy words I knew “Mee how” “meeeeehow”, whilst celebration one of my colleges comes over and says “no you’ve got the right hole”...
Apparently my family is racist
I had them meet my new black girlfriend and they all started screaming at us. Especially my wife....
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