Me: "Okay, this isn't working out."
Thứ Hai, 16 tháng 11, 2020
The year is 2028 and /r/Jokes is still going strong.
A new user gets on to /r/jokes and sees the most upvoted joke just says "28"
The second most upvoted joke says "3915"
The third most upvoted joke says "756"
He can't see why they're getting so many upvotes, so he comments "These aren't jokes, they're numbers"
The mod replies "You must be new here. /r/Jokes has been around for so long, we've seen every joke, so we just refer to them by numbers now"
The new user wants to get a few upvotes so writes "504,323"
When he checks his account the next day his joke is the top post on reddit and the most upvoted /r/Jokes thread of the last 10 years. He messages the mods "What happened?"
The mod replies "Nobody had heard that one before"
**NSFW** A 20 year old joke
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”
(NSFW) A horse and a baby chicken were playing in the barnyard...
...when the horse fell into some quicksand. The baby chicken, wanting to help his friend, goes to find the farmer for assistance but he’s nowhere to be found. The baby chicken finds the farmer’s Aston Martin in the garage, however, so he backs it up to the quicksand. He then ties some rope around the horse and some rope around the car’s fender, steps on the gas, and pulls the horse free. Hooray!
The next day the horse and the baby chicken are at it again, but this time the baby chicken falls into the quicksand. The horse, wanting to help his friend, looks for the farmer but he’s nowhere to be found. He goes to the barn and, this time, there’s no Aston Martin either. So the horse straddles the quicksand and lowers his penis. The baby chicken grabs hold and is lifted up to safety.
The moral of the story? If you’ve got a big dick, you don’t need a fancy car to pick up chicks.
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