A restaurant has a challenge: "We will give $500 to any customer whose order we can not fill"

One day, a man sees this sign and decides to take them up on it. So when gets seated, he tells the waitress that he wants an elephant testicle on rye bread. She dutifully takes his order back to the kitchen. A few seconds later he could hear all hell breaking loose in the kitchen: there's people shouting, swearing, pots and pans banging. A few minutes later, the manager comes out with $500 in hand. "You really got us," he says, "this is the first time in ten years we've been out of rye bread."...

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A redditor is defusing a bomb.

EDIT: I didn't expect this to blow up!...

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A bear and a rabbit find a magic genie in the woods

He grants them three wishes a piece. "I wish for a motorcycle." As the motorcycle appeared, the bear scoffed, "What a waste of a wish. I wish for all the bears in the forest to be female." The genie granted his wish and the rabbit made his second wish, "I wish for a helmet." As the rabbit's helmet appeared the bear laughed. "You're so stupid, I wish for all of the bears in the neighboring forests were female." The genie granted the wish and then the bear made his last wish, "Now I wish that all the bears in all the forests in all of the world...

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A woman gets a free tattoo after showing the artist one of her breasts.

It was a tit-for-tat situation....

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A boy was having sex with a girl on a railway track.

The train driver spots them and starts hooting but they ignore it.. He applies brakes so hard and the train stops just a few yards away from the couple. Driver jumps from the engine and walks to the boy who just finished and is standing up and zipping up his pants... The driver shouts out to the boy "Do u realize that if I had not seen you, this would have been your last fuck..!!! Boy goes...'Listen dude, you were coming... she was coming.... and I was coming.... and then I realised .... only you have brakes....

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A 55 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to a temple !!!!

Everyone was curious and asked her: "why the change in your interest to swimming now a days?" The lady, with a look of helplessness replied: "Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel with each other my Daughter-in-law always asks my son : - "If your mom and I fall into water, whom will you save first?" And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, I am learning to swim!" A few days later husband and wife were quarrelling again and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked: " now tell me! If your mom and I fall into water, whom...

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There lived a King who had a beautiful wife.. (NSFW)

On an important occasion, he had to leave his kingdom to meet another king! Since his wife was young and beautiful, he was worried that he may cheat on him with someone in his palace. So before leaving the kingdom, he slathered poison on his wife's tits. The King returned after a couple of weeks and was shocked that all men, except one of his servants had passed away due to poisoning. The king was furious with his wife, but was very pleased with that servant. He wanted to give the servant something special.. King : You're probably the most Loyal...

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