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WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING PEOPLE, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 11 IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK WON'T TURN OFF.
There was once a horny man, who always wanted to suck the Queen's tits. He kept fantasizing, but he knew that he could never do it. He got a friend who was in the King's Palace, so he decided to ask him for help. The Friend agreed to help the horny man to fulfill his dream, but the horny man should pay him 100 gold coins in return. After giving it a thought, the horny man agreed to the deal!
So when the Queen was taking a bath, the friend put itchy powder on her clothes that covered her bosoms! The Queen developed an itch that was so uncontrollable. When the King asked what could be done, the horny man suggested that he knew a man whose mouth had the power to cure such itches! The friend gave the cure to the horny man and asked him to do his job. The horny man sucked the Queen's tits and she got cured of her itchiness!
The next day, the friend approached the horny man for getting 100 gold coins from him. The horny man, being his cunning old self,refused to pay him since he already got what he wanted.
The friend thought of a revenge plan. After thinking long and hard, he took the itching powder and poured it into the King's underwear when he was taking a bath.
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father my children?" She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says, "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."
The mom’s like “you can’t date him he could be your dad”
And the daughter is like “so there’s an age difference who cares”
“I think you misunderstood me”
One day the nine-year-old son hides in the closet to watch what the two are doing ... Suddenly the husband comes home and the wife hides her lover in the closet.
The son whispers: "Dark in here ..."
The man: "Oh... it's you! Ehm... yes, you are right. It is dark in here."
The son: "I have a soccer ball ..."
The man: "Good for you."
The son: "Do you want to buy that?"
The man: "Nah, thank you very much!"
The son: "My father is outside!"
The man: "OK, how much?"
The son: "250$."
In the next few weeks it happens again that the son and the lover end up in the same closet.
The son: "It's dark in here ..."
The man: "Oh god... yeah, you're right."
The son: "I have sneakers."
The man, mentally sighing: "How much?"
The son: "500$."
After a few days, the father says to the son: "Take your gear and let's play soccer."
The son: "I can't, I've sold everything!"
The father: "For how much?"
The son: "For 750 euros."
The father: "It is unbelievable how you cheat on your friends, that is much more than the cost. I will take you to church for confession! That will teach you a lesson"
The father takes his son to church, puts him in the confessional and closes the door.
The son: "It's dark in here ..."
The pastor: "STOP THAT SHIT!!"