And they chat, enjoy coffee, laugh, become friends, and have a wonderful time.
This isn't a joke, by the way. It's just what happens when you're not a dickhead
Chủ Nhật, 24 tháng 1, 2021
A wealthy Frenchman was showing me his yachts...
“This is un, this is deux, this is trois, this is quatre, this is six... “
“What happened to 5?” I asked
“Cinq”
an extrovert, an alcoholic and a karen were reluctant to take the covid vaccine
an extrovert, an alcoholic and a karen were reluctant to take the covid vaccine. the doctor tries to persuade them
the extrovert denies
" you won't be able to go to public gatherings anymore"
the extrovert agrees to take it
the alcoholic denies
"you will have to be vaccinated to continue drinking"
the alcoholic agrees to take it
the karen denies
"you need to take it to be safe"
"no"
"you need to take it keep your family safe"
"no"
"you need to take it to NOT DIE"
"no"
the doctor finally plays his last card
"you are not entitled to take this vaccine"
"what!!? How can you deny me my vaccine??!?!!
How dare you deny me MY RIGHTS!?!
Give me the vaccine or I will call 911 AND GET YOU ARRESTED!!!!”
Reposts...
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A woman complained to her friend she had a sore throat!
The friend replied: “Whenever I have a sore throat, I just give my husband a blow job and the soreness goes away!”
They meet the next day, and the woman says:” I took your advice! You were right, the soreness disappeared immediately! Your husband couldn’t believe it was your idea!”
Son: "Daddy i i fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!! "
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter".
Father : "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son : "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father : "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.
Son : "Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!"
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your Father."!!!
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