FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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Go to Blogger edit html and find these sentences.Now replace these sentences with your own descriptions.
. The blond starts looking through her car then asks, "Uhh, what are they again?"
The blond cop replies, "Ugh. It's the thing in your purse with your picture on it."
"Oh yeah," says the blond who reaches in her purse, pulls out a compact mirror, and hands it over.
The blond cop opens it, takes a look inside, hands it back, and says, "I'm sorry ma'am. If I knew you were a cop, I wouldn't have pulled you over."
For he has a very bad stuttering problem.
He says the to doctor “i i i I’ve g g g got a a a a p p p problem i can’t t t t talk in f f f full S S S sentences.”
The doctor says “well maybe you just have a bad stutter but we will run some tests on you to make sure.”
So they run tests and find out all the blood that should be going to his brain is going to his large penis instead and that’s why he stutters.
They inform him they will have to remove over half of his penis for him to talk properly and it’s a safe procedure plus his penis will still be average.
The man says “S s s sounds g g g good to m m me.”
So they remove over half of his penis successfully and after recovery he is speaking just fine with no stuttering.
After a month the man returns to the doctor and says “Doc I want the rest of my penis put back on I. Since the surgery haven’t felt confident, girls think it looks weird and I want it back.”
The doctor replies “G g g go f f fuck y y y yourself.”
My wife has been teaching my son to fold his own clothes but he complains about it everytime. My wife, trying to convince my son, said to him "If you pick up this habit, your future wife will love you very much."
My son replied "I don't want my future wife to love me very much. I want my future wife to help me fold my clothes."
I busted out laughing. But the end result is that now I have to fold my own clothes going forward.
He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps him on the shoulders with her sword. However, when his turn comes, he panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin. Then, thinking fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows in a foreign language, which he remembers from the Passover seder:
"Ma nishtanah halailah hazeh mikol haleilot."
Puzzled, Her Majesty turns to her advisor and whispers, "Why is this knight different from all other knights?"
My brother looked at me funny for a minute then asked, "Since when is Joe your best friend?"
I looked back and replied "Since yesterday."