Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Sáu, 2 tháng 4, 2021

How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes the whole emergency room to get it out...

Thứ Năm, 1 tháng 4, 2021

A woman has just given birth to her child.

The doctor holds the newborn child at both feet, upside down, then slams it three times on the wall. The mother is shocked! The doctor consoles: «April fools! Was already dead!»...

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

A satisfactory.......

Veronica’s husband died young and left his vast coconut estate to her.

Veronica was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the properties, but knew very little about coconut farming, so she spread the word that she needed a man to look after the estate. Two men applied for the job. One was the local drunk handyman, Sebastio, and the other was Benedict who was gay. Veronica thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied for the job she decided to hire Benedict, figuring it would be safer to have a gay around the house than a drunk. Benedict proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every...

A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Bulgarian businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating. She screams, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?" One of the Bulgarian men gasps...

"Can't you see? Ve arrrre all verrry, verrry hoongry!!" The waitress makes a stroking motion and replies, "So what does whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant have to do with anything!!??" One of the other businessmen sputters, "The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!"...

If James Bond was Spanish.

"My name is Bond. James Diego Jose Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno Maria del los Remedios Bond."...

The CEO of Pepsi was just fired

He tested positive for Coke...