A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Bulgarian businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating. She screams, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?" One of the Bulgarian men gasps...

"Can't you see? Ve arrrre all verrry, verrry hoongry!!"

The waitress makes a stroking motion and replies, "So what does whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant have to do with anything!!??"

One of the other businessmen sputters, "The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!"