They were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theater, having had a break-in in the past, they turned on a nightlight and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When their cab arrived, they walked out from their front door and their rather tubby cat scooted between their legs, ran inside the house and up the stairs. Because their cat likes to chase their budgie, they really didn’t want to leave it alone. So, the husband ran inside to retrieve the cat and put it in the backyard again.
Since the wife didn’t want the taxi driver to know that their house was going to be empty all evening, she explained to him that her husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to his mother. A few minutes later, he appeared in the cab visibly flustered.
As the cab pulled away, he said, (to her growing horror and amusement)
“Sorry it took so long but the stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck.I then wrapped her in a blanket so she couldn’t scratch me like she did last time. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass down the stairs and threw her into the backyard. She had better not sh*t in the vegetable garden again!”
The silence in the taxi was deafening…
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