Thứ Tư, 28 tháng 4, 2021

The build up is what makes it

So a priest walks down from the church into the market.

he sees a young boy at a stand, selling fish.

he had never seen fish like these.

so the priest walks over to the boy and asks, "what type of fish are these?"

boy replies "sons of bitches"

priest says" you shouldnt talk like that son!"

little boy says "no, thats the name of the fish!"

Priest: "i guess thats alright, Ill take some of them"

so the priest goes home and cooks the fish and says "wow these are great. and you know who'd love these? the Cardinal!"

so the priest buys more fish and the following week is having dinner with the cardinal.

priest says, "These are some tasty sons of bitches eh!?"

cardinal says " father your a man of the cloth, i've never heard you speak like that in all the years Ive known you!"

priest says, " no, its the name of the fish!"

cardinal looks at him and says " really? oh ok. but you know who would really love these? The Pope!"

so the following sunday, the priest and the cardinal are sitting down to dinner with the Pope.

priest looks at the cardinal and says "these are some tasty sons of bitches huh?!"

cardinal says " these are the tastiest sons of bitches I ever had!"

they turn to the Pope.

The Pope sets down his knife, then sets down his fork. Looks at the Priest and Cardinal and says,

"YOU MOTHER FUCKERS ARE ALRIGHT!"

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